What you can do to get kicked out of Target

I saw this on my cousin's blog and I thought it was funny!!!!!!


1. Take a Nerf gun from the toys section and shoot it at the target on the ads
2. Use a corny pick-up line on an elderly cashier
3. Run through all the aisles yelling “NANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!”
4. Take some Barbies out of their packages and play with them like a 4 year old
5. Crawl on your knees and ask someone to help you reach an item that would be at your level if you were standing
6. Ride one of those little cart things for people who are handicapped, then find someone else riding one and start chasing them
7. Wrap yourself up with toilet paper and pretend to be a mummy
8. Open every kind of milk that they have and take a sip of each and give it critiques
9. Pretend to be a mannequin in the clothing section and when someone walks by, start to talk
10. Say over the intercom “I can seeeeeeeeeeee you!”
11. Rearrange the furniture in the HOME FURNISHING area and when they ask what you are doing say “I’m trying to make it feel like home!”
12. Randomly break out crying and wailing
13. Put your iPod on speaker playing “Cha Cha Slide” and start dancing to it and see how many people join you.
14. Hide in a clothing rack and growl at the people who walk by
15. Put “kick-me” signs on peoples backs
16. Go to the cashier holding a pack of tic tacs (or anything of that sort) and say “May I put these on layaway?”
17. Set about 20 alarm clocks to go off at the same time
18.Set up a sleeping bag and fall asleep in the middle of an aisle
19. Jump on the beds in the BEDDING area
20. When you get to the checkout counter, just stand there motionless staring at the cashier
21. Run around wearing only pull-ups screaming “I’M A BIG KID NOW!”
24. Approach a random person and say “How could you cheat on me with that…that…DOG!!!!! (points at another random person)” and keep going on about how they betrayed you.
25. Approach a child and say “I am your real mother/father”
26. Purchase a few bars of candy then turn to a child (so that the cashier can see it all) and say “Ok, I got the candy. Now will you come with me?”
27. Play bowling in the food aisle with 1 quart milk cartons as the pins and watermelons as the balls
28. Find the manager and say to him/her “I need you to fire (employee’s name) they told me that I am not aloud to steal this! (points to expensive item).”
29. Pretend to be one of those hired women who apply makeup to the customers (like seen in makeup stores) and give the person a horrible makeover so they look like a clown
30. Propose to every person who walks past you
31. get a group of people to dress like zombies go to target and chase people
32. Set up a toilet paper fortress outside of the bathrooms, blocking the door to get into the bathroom and in order for them to get in, you must dub them as a knight of the toilet paper fortress
33. In the sports section, get a soccer ball and play a game of soccer throughout the whole store
34. Spray different kinds of perfume on people and when they ask what you are doing, say “Just testing!”
35. Dress up as a ninja and pop up in peoples faces
36. Tape a sign to yourself that says “LIFE” and then get a cart of lemons and proceed to chuck them at people
37. Gather up 10-20 watermelons and roll them down an aisle at the same time
38. Strap many pillows to yourself and give people bear hugs
39. Point to a random person and yell “SWINE FLU!!!!!!”
40. Get two walkie talkies and hide one of them in a shelf in one of the aisles, and keep the other one with you. When somebody walks by, say something into your walkie talkie
41. Get handfuls of flour and throw them at random people
42. Take a stuffed animal and pretend it’s real and whenever somebody walks by, start talking to it.
43. Lick the video game windows and when someone walks by and asks you what you're doing saying "That game right there (point to a random game)," "It told me to do it."
45. Scream "I LIKE UR PANTS" to people
49. When an employee comes up to you to ask if you need help, yell “NO I WON’T TAKE MY PANTS OFF!!!!!”
50. Throw all the bouncy balls in those huge crates down the aisles, run among them, screaming, "FREEDOM!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!"
51. Walk around telling random women "I know about the affair"
53. Approach a pregnant woman and say “Tsk tsk… You naughty woman.”
54. While standing at the check-out line, continuously sniff the person standing next to you
56. Stand at the door with a sign that says “WALMART! SAVE MONEY! LIVE BETTER!”
57. Steal some bendy straws and whenever someone walks by, blow on them through the bendy straw
58. Say over the intercom “There is a small child stealing Lego’s in aisle 4.”
59. Say over the intercom “EVERYTHING IS 99% OFF!”
60. Scream over the intercom “THERE IS A TOXIC GAS! EVERYONE RUN!